Welcome! Or welcome back, perhaps.
I'm reposting ICC because losing all of the comments on the old board made me incredibly depressed. So shall we all read through it again together? Feel free to save posts to your own computer along the way if you wish to keep your own copy of this! Just - if I see anyone reposting it anywhere, I will harm you quite seriously.
For those of you new to ICC - it is set in an alternate universe in which the Corrs have all chosen professions different to the ones we know them for.
Andrea is a teacher, for example. Sharon is the only Corr who remains with her real-life partner, Gavin. None of the real-life Corr children appear.
Let's watch my writing improve - this early stuff is a bit terrible.
This story contains swearing and occasional adult themes.
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Andrea:
Andrea surveyed her class while sitting on the edge of her desk. They all stared blankly back at her.
“So,” she sighed finally, “am I to understand that nobody has read the assigned chapter over the weekend?”
A few people shifted uneasily and a couple of people nodded their heads lightly.
“Guys...” She jumped off her desk and began to pace down past the students. “You can’t keep doing this - you’re going to fail unless you put some effort in. I honestly can’t believe that not one person read the measly chapter. What are we going to do in class now?”
“Can we go play football?” Jonathon asked. His friends sniggered.
Andrea sighed and walked back to her desk without replying. She took out the novel the class was supposed to be reading.
“All of you take out your writing pads and a pen. I’m going to dictate the chapter to you. I’ll then collect your books at the end of the lesson and check every single one of them to make sure you’ve copied my voice down word for word.” She glared at them as they groaned collectively and took out paper and pens.
She began to read aloud, watching them every now and again to make sure they were writing.
“Miss Corr can you slow down a bit?”
“If you’d read the chapter, Jemma, I wouldn’t need to be reading at all.” She continued at the same pace until the bell rang, and ordered the students to leave their work on her desk.
A few shifty glances were exchanged – clearly they hadn’t thought she was serious.
Andrea smiled to herself. She wasn’t stupid enough to check all of the books, but she wanted her students frightened enough to think she might.
Finally it was the end of the day. She checked her classroom to make sure it was empty of students and school-bags, and locked it before walking up the corridor to her office.
“Hi honey, how was your day?” Elliot - her best friend - asked, swinging around in his chair with a grin. She threw a balled-up piece of paper at him and sat behind her desk.
“That bad, hey?” He threw it in the bin and leaned back, putting his feet up on his own desk.
“I don’t think any of them even want to pass anymore,” she sighed miserably.
“Which is not your fault,” he said, suddenly concerned. “They’re all little snot-rags and refuse simply because they’ve been asked to do something.”
“Yeah great, my whole teaching standard is going downhill because of it,” she said wryly, taking the first exercise-book off the top of the pile. It was Jonathon’s, and she was damn sure she’d find an excuse to give him detention.
“What are you doing this weekend?” Elliot asked, stretching and looking up at the clock.
“Nothing, trying to finish my book,” she said absently, scanning through Jonathon’s messy scrawl. “What about you?”
“Going to Mam and Dad’s tonight so they can abuse my occupation and living-style, before lazing in front of the television for two solid days watching the football."
Andrea smiled up at him. “Your parents don’t still abuse you, do they?”
“Oh,” he groaned dramatically, rolling his eyes, “they beat me something shocking.”
Andrea couldn’t help but laugh – no matter how terrible her day was, Elliot was always on hand to make her feel better.
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